Minecraft

This article is zee stub. Expand it! :) Minecraft is a great sandbox game where you get to build stuff with blocks and without the limitations of a plot or set goal. It was even more amazing than this until they removed the Old Terrain in Beta 1.8, and Creative Mode seems to be the last good addition before Null and Sky Does Minecraft started adding a bunch of RPG content, making the game need excessive repairs to not become dull and boring after only 13, 666, 9, or 5 seconds of playing. It is a miracle that Sky has not yet renamed gold to budder.

Classic
Game is awesome!

Somtime between Beta 1.7.3 and Beta 1.8
Best feature ever added, creative mode!

Beta 1.8
The little bitches Sky Does Minecraft and Null start hacking and remove good terrain and add a whole bunch of crappy RPG content. Focus shifted from creative building to RPG and more goal-oriented gameplay. Entity 303 is also now on board, Herobrine and Notch kicked out. Terrain is now all gently rolling hills, same trees every time biome, and no landscape or building space whatsoever. Oceans are now way too large for a game (about 999,999,999,999 blocks wide MINIMUM in EVERY SINGLE DIRECTION).

Release 1.5
Water and lava now have new short and crappy animations (the lava now looks like a carrot soup, and the water riffles are now barely visible.

Release 1.7.2
a whole bunch of new crappy realistic graphics engines that, instead of making the game pixelated like it should be, make the game look all smooth and slimy and gross.

the game now lags a ton more and is now a ton slower, possibly caused by air now being a block! Think of all the extra rendering the game needs to do for those air blocks that you aren't even seeing anyway! ):(

The render distance is now numbered. Great. Just great. Now I have to think about MATH every single time I need to change the render distance. Plus, the fog now looks like a giant sandstorm surrounding you in a circle and moving with you instead of actual, game-looking fog. And they call that realistic?

Release 1.9
When this update first came out, I thought this was a mod. The Offhand is too complicated. Who even uses it?

Release 1.13 (The Butter Update)
Changed EVERY BLOCK to budder, renamed gold to butter, made double butter tallgrass on every block, water and lava are now melted budder, added guns, changed Minecraft to a first-person shooter game. Terrain is now even WORSE, (didn't know that was even possible) it is now all gently rolling budder hills.

Release 1.15
That lil bitch Sky added a new feature where you have to program the world yourself, instead of it randomly generating. Removed Creative Mode? What the f***?!

MinecrapEDU
Basically just like vanilla, but with set assignments and removal of creative mode. There are a bunch of restrictions, and the teacher completely controls your gameplay.

"Fosters homework, left-brained thinking, and boringness among our little brats."