Lame Pop

"'OH GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP' -Just about every kid on the JSDP bus after the 2-hour long bus ride of Lame Pop-ness.""Popular" Music, or Lame Pop, is a genre of music. It's usually about "love", but other themes include sex, drugs, and dancing (or any combination of them). Many properties of Lame Pop include: Auto-tune, computerized music, bad dancing, lyp-synching, and swearing. Not to be confused with Lame Rap and Country Pop. Elmo invented Lame Pop.

History
Music used to be good. The age of rock music ended, though. It was split into two main music genres: goth emo Heavy Metal and Lame Pop. Lame Pop took over the world (and the radio), while Heavy Metal lived in Lame Pop's shadow (pun intended). The term "Lame Pop" was first coined by Rodrick Heffley in his Science Fair project about what kind of music kills plants (the Lame Pop plant died instantly).

Lame Pop Artists
Lame Pop artists usually think extremely highly of themselves. They tend to wear very flashy, revealing clothing. Male Lame Pop artists tend to not wear shirts and wear flashy pants and shoes, while female Lame Pop artist outfits consist of mainly "let's leave as much exposed as possible so that the audience will have sexual feelings for us"-type clothing. Lame Pop artists are usually very selfish, rich, bratty, disrespectful, "sexy", and live in giant mansions in California. Examples include Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, and Adolf Hitler.

Trivia

 * Lame Pop is cancer.
 * Caillou has cancer.
 * Thus, Caillou listens to Lame Pop.