Middle Ages

Thine article ist thine stubth. Expandth it! Thine Middle Ages art thine darkest of thy time periouds, under thine ruleth of thine dictatour Elmo. Likest thy anciunt time periouds, thee Middle Ages possesseth thy very statuth basth hierarchyth. Thee Middle Ages hadth thy social classeth as follos:
 * 1) Elmo - Thine supremeth dictatour of thee wourld.
 * 2) Kings - ruleth all of thee people in thine country.  Examples includeth Hairy Potter andth Princess Peach.
 * 3) Lords - ruleth thine peasants on thy plantatieths.  Examples includeth Entity 303 andth Purple Guy.
 * 4) Peasants - worketh liketh slave to earnth shelter under thy lord.  Were owneth by thy lord.
 * 5) Women, Children, and Animals - Werthe thy lowest of thine social class.  Were owneth by otherth, even thy peasants.

Dungeons/Padded Rooms
Perhaps thine most forgotteth parte of thee Middle Ages ist thy Paddeth Roomth. Thy Paddeth Roomth hadeth gyme wall padding onth thy walls ande thy flour, and locketh dours to preventh prisoners from escapeth. Thy most commth residenth of thy Paddeth Roomth wereth starveth prisoners, non evil peoples, disgraceth to Elmo, Sarlaccth, and Ender Dragonth. Thine common Paddeth Roomth guarde was Sky Does Minecraft, a budder rankth guard.

Inspirith by Uncyclopedia's articlith on Middle Ages