Anime

"'私はあなたとあなたが気にするものをすべて破壊します. ' -Anime Character"Anime is a style of Japanese cartoon. It is also known as a form of pornography.

All anime characters...

 * Speak Japanese
 * Have eyes night 5x the size of their heads
 * Are poorly animated
 * Have absurd breast sizes (if female)

Most (but not all) anime characters...

 * Practice witchcraft ("use magic")
 * Have weird hair colors
 * Have weirder eye colors
 * are elves
 * are cat/dog/fox people
 * Are absurd ages
 * Have some strange condition
 * Are ripped (if male)

Safe anime

 * Pokémon
 * Radioactive Chromium Disco Dance Party (check out Season 5, that boy gets ALL the girls. Yucky Teenagers are jealous of him. 2 fox girls and 3 elves all want him)
 * Friday: I Like Shorts (I know it's a movie, but still...)
 * Um...
 * Nothing else