McDonald's

"'Ugh... I'm not lovin' it...' -Gold after having 2 Grand Macs forced down his throat""'McDonald's doesn't make their food, they Mc their food.' -One of this wiki's main editors and creator of this page and the Donald Trump page, CG62Fire."McDonald's is an international fast-"food" chain. They mostly serve cheap GMO crap. All of its items are artificially artificial.

Menu
Each McDonald's menu item has its own problems.

Big Mac
Ah... the classic Big Mac. 43 pounds of pure GMOs, hormones, and other bullcrap. Enough said.

Grand Mac
It'll give you Type III Diabetes just thinking about it. It's basically a BFPCM (Big Frickin' Piece of Crap Mac) multiplied by infinity. Enjoy your Diabetes.

Mac Jr.
Half the size of a BFPCM, all the crap. Oh, by the way... the "Special Sauce" is literally just ketchup, mustard, mayo, rotting corpses, Donald Trump's hair, Cow crap, John Cena's peeeeeeeeeee (See video under Infobox), and semen.

Chicken McNuggets
Made from corn. And gasoline. Others are chicken heads. Slightly less deadly than all the other crap here.

Happy Meals
They are watching... that and the MLP toy.

McCoffee
Ingredients: Heroin, Marijuana, Poop, Your pee, dicarded MLP toys, and Coffee color and flavor (only the coffee color and flavor are artificially artificial, unfortunately and obviously).

McFries
Made from 110% US imported potatoes boiled in all-natural oil, right? WRONG. Except the "all-natural" part of the oil. The "fries" are just wheat and milk mixed together with potato flavor. And when you flush the McToilet after... doing your business in the McBathrooms, where does it go? The sewers? WRONG! Your #2 goes to the McHamburger "McPreparation area" and your peeeeeeee goes right to the McFryers. That's the truth. They fry their French Lies in your and every other idiot stupid enough to use a McToilet's peeeeeeeee. Well, it certainly is "all-natural oil", except it's not oil.

Trivia

 * McDonald's is the #1 killer in the world
 * Meow
 * Gold was hospitalized for two weeks after the Grand Mac Incident (see first quote at top of page)